CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

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1 Hard Rocket
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#1 CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by 1 Hard Rocket » Wed, 27 Jul 16, 17:57 pm

Hello All!
So I am writing here in hopes to get some answers for my current issues. I have what I believe is a high powered rocket but can't seem to get it up all the way. I get up a little after launch and then it just falls back down. Any advice?

Thanks all,

blast off....

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#2 Re: CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by bernomatic » Wed, 27 Jul 16, 22:09 pm

Maybe your motor is too old?????
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#3 Re: CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by tmacklin » Thu, 28 Jul 16, 01:21 am

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#4 Re: CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by Joe Wooten » Thu, 28 Jul 16, 14:36 pm

Viagra?????

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#5 Re: CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by Ghrocketman » Fri, 05 Aug 16, 20:41 pm

Try Vigoro Plant Fertilizer.
It works well with the other MANURE in this post.
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#6 Re: CAN'T GET ROCKET UP

Post by Commander » Sun, 07 Aug 16, 23:39 pm

Welcome 1 Hard Rocket, I have a feeling you're a hit and run poster, but don't feel you have to just toss a comment and run. Stay for a while, You may be surprised at the back and forth you'll get to the innuendo.

Speaking of back and forth, maybe that's all your "high" power rocket needs, find someone appealing and just toss your rocket back and forth with them and I am pretty sure it will flying high in no time.
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